Yesterday it was toothpaste in the eye but the day ended with a near self-poisoning. Since I am able to laugh at myself I’ll tell you all what happened. Sitting at my desk, middle of the night last night, felt something tickle my foot. Yes, I jumped and said WHAT THA HELL!?! I got a glimpse of the foot tickler. It was a roach! ICK! I got under the desk with a flash light and could not find him. So I remembered I had some Hot Shot Roach & Ant spray “Fresh Floral” Scent.
So I spray under the desk where I last saw it. Soon the “flowers” hit me. The scent of death and now near fear of florists. I could not breath and was coughing my ass off. So I decided to go to bed. What do I find? The roach had survived the poison that nearly killed me and was on the other side of the room on the floor by the bed! I killed it with my shoe and exacted my revenge on that damn bug. Casualties from last night? 1 Roach and a few hundred of my brain cells from the fumes. Geesh.
Roaches be warned! I will nearly take myself out to get ya!